how do flat chested girls get laid?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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