i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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