You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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