I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
