I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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