i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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