Your tits are I can't wait for
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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