at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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