i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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