Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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