Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
