I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
tell me about the fingering
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