i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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