i would punch a child for taco bell
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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