dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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