The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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