I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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