all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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