i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you win again, gameday.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He did a backflip because drugs
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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