Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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