I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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