Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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