omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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