So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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