You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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