I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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