i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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