i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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