Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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