also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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