Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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