I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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