Sponge bath it is.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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