Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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