normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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