On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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