Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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