distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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