Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
