No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think my vagina is haunted
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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