You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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