Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
