I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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