I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You can't special order awesome
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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