I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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