He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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