hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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