dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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