super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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