he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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