How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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