Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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